Had a little too much eggnog, or were your in-laws a little extra over the holidays? Then the National Wrestling Alliance has you covered with a Christmas Hangover episode.
We are at the Skyway Studios in Nashville, TN. Joe Galli and Danny Dealz have the call and we start with the…
Christmas Wish Battle Royale
The gist of this over-the-top rope match is this, Whoever is the last man standing will get their choice of a title shot. The match has tag teams in evolved like Blake “Bulletproof” Troop and Chris Silvio, Esquire of The SVGs, Turbo Floyd and Truth Magnum of The Outrunners, The Slimeballz, and many more. Once it winnows down in the ring, those same teams were left. The Silmeballs and The Outrunners slugged it out as Silvio and Troop chose to hang back and pick their spots, but soon Sage Chantz and Tommy Rant sent the Outrunners packing. Troop sends Chantz over the top rope, and Rant hauls Silvio over to boot. Things aren’t looking good, but somehow, Rant manages to send the MMA fight over the top, and we hear from Kyle Davis…
Your Winners of the Christmas Wish Battle Royale: The Slimeballz
Silmeball City is far from Badstreet, USA, but they act like they just won the lottery and bumrush Davis at The Podium to say they want The Immortals for the NWA US Tag Team titles.
Kyle Davis at The Podium is Aron Stevens and the NWA World Tag Team Champions, Blunt Force Trauma. Davis asks about their chances of putting up the titles against The Fixers next week on NWA Powerrr, and Stevens responds as only he can:
“Oh yes, The Fixers. Two corn-fed fools that like to enforce the rules. Well, turkeys, you ain’t got the tools to beat the best team on the sheet, and if you think that’s bold…well, they got the gold, they don’t need to be sold. And I always tell it to ya, not sell it to ya.
Fixers, we’re not going to challenge you to a Night of the Round Tables. Tables match. No. No, that is beneath you. See, you’re former US Tag Team Champions. You are a formidable team, but you know something?
Shut up! People like to chant “Fixers.”
(fans start chanting)
Case in point. Nothing I say…anything that comes out of my mouth, these halfwits aren’t going to buy it. So you know what? You’re going to hear it from the Champs yourself, and seeing is how you have a problem doing your job [gestures to Kyle Davis], I am now going to play Kyle Davis.”
Stevens lowers down acting like Davis and Carnage and Damage talk about the pain and screams they would inflict on Jay Bradley and Wrecking Ball Legursky.
“You see, it’s like this turkeys. You can run, you can hide. Call your daddy, call your mama. But we are the best tag team in the world today. Carnage and Damage and it’s….. Bllllllunt Force Trauma! See in Sarasota.”
Stevens can sell it like nobody’s business.
Speaking of selling, let’s go to ringside for your next match between…
Missa Kate vs. Sal the Pal
First time we’ve seen an intergender match, and Sal is looking to play mind games with Kate. She wants none of that as she slaps the taste out of his mouth. Sal tries to take her down, but Kate picks at his ankle and trips him up at every turn. She is just too agile and almost gets him with the Kick-fil-A. Sal sits down cross-legged, and Kate does the same. Unfortunately, there will be no “Patty Cake” despite fans chanting for it.
Kate catches him with a head scissors and then goes up top for a huracanrana, but Sal stops and nails her with a powerbomb and then follows up with a clothesline to her back. As he leans in, Kate slaps him again and Sal stomps her in the jaw, and then he drapes her on the second rope and his tiger feint kick connects. Kate crawls to the corner and Sal rushes at her. She gives a chop that echoes so hard it knocks the wind out. Sal’s eyes say “Helter Skelter” and then Kate headbutts him, and that seems to reset as he goes zen. When he goes back to Kate, she delivers Kick-fil-A for the win.
Your Winner via Pinfall: Missa Kate
Next up is tag team action between…
Daisy Kill and Talos vs. Carson Drake and Lord Crewe
We get more action with NWA Talents and wrestlers from Exodus Pro. Drake is no stranger to the NWA, but Crewe looks like a leaner version of Brody King.
Drake and Talos start and the Big Man gives an incredulous look as if to say, “Are you kidding me?” Just to prove that point, he drives Drake to his corner with a Boot and Kill tags in. Kill is in control until Drake nails him with a dropkick and Crewe takes over, but Kill grabs his beard. The merciless Crewe gives Kill a high hip toss and a slam for a two count, and Crewe and Drake isolate him in the corner.
Back in the center of the ring, Kill goes with a switch to a waistlock, and after a distraction by Talos, he clotheslines Crewe to the floor. As the Ref is trying to keep Drake in his corner, Talos slams Crewe onto the apron edge and rolls him back in the ring where Kill covers for a two-count. Talos tags in and has his way with Drake, who is an Exodus Pro in Peril. Tag back to Crewe, and he and Drake try to get over the big man, but Talos runs roughshod over both men. Then Kill locks Crewe in his Pushing Daises for the submission win.
Your Winners via Submission. Talos and Daisy Kill
Finally, we get a rebroadcast for the…
NWA Women’s World Championship: Kamille(c) vs. Kenzie Paige
But this is as good a place as any for an…
(Author’s Note: I don’t recap recaps, and I think you should go back and read how things went down on my live coverage of Night Two of NWA 75. It wasn’t as violent or as hardcore as Night One with Kamille and Natalia Markova, but it had a lot of emotion for certain. Plus, read the follow-up interview we did with Paige after her title win and going on her first defense of The Burke, or catch up on interviews we’ve done with Kamille before she makes her exit at the end of the year.
And yes, that was a lot of shameless plugs I put in there. You’re welcome.)
Simply put, this is a good show to close out the year. There are no ratings or stars this time. Just enjoy the gift of a recap, and we’ll see ya in the new year (no matter how tiresome that joke gets.)
