16 Apr, 2017Total Divas: Naomi’s entrance is fluorescent; Dean acts like an adolescent; backstage, Brie is ever-present; Eva’s and Maryse’s butts are pleasant
9 Apr, 2017Total Divas: The draft gives everyone a brand new start; Paige and Alberto are torn apart; Nikki Bella shows some heart; Eva Marie isn’t that smart
6 Feb, 2017Total Divas: Though we’re a bit late we just had to squeeze in our recaps on the rest of this half of the season. Why we’re so late, we have no good reason.
22 Jan, 2017Total Divas: Nattie tries for heel heat but isn’t able; Nikki wants her own wine label; Paige’s neck snaps like a cable
28 Dec, 2016Total Divas: We continue our marathon recap; it’s enough to make us tap; because this show is really cr… ummy
25 Dec, 2016Total Divas: The current season’s nearly gone; we didn’t write about them when they were on; so here’s a recap marathon
27 Nov, 2016Total Bellas: Will Bryan wrestle again? “No!” is the answer. Mama Bella gets checked out for cancer. Johnny Ace is not a breakdancer
6 Nov, 2016Total Bellas: Kathy’s afraid to wear a bikini; the rest wear some that are teenie-weenie; Bryan calls Nikki an arrogant meanie
25 Oct, 2016Total Bellas: Johnny looks for asset protection; Bryan suffers from chronic depression; JJ wants a new profession
9 Oct, 2016Total Bellas: The Bella family moves in with John; his list of rules goes on and on; he wants their biting doggy gone; Brie and Bryan tear up the lawn
22 Apr, 2016Total Divas: Au revoir to Paris, France. Rosa hangs up her pregnancy pants. Nikki’s forced to quit the dance.
