5 Oct, 2017Total Bellas: JJ gives Nikki a major fright; she and John have a big fight; Brie wants wine but settles for Sprite; Kathy explodes like dynamite
23 Sep, 2017Total Bellas: JJ and Lauren are no longer happy. Nikki gets angry when Maryse gets slappy. Bryan want his baby to wear a nappy, and takes Brie on a field trip that’s crappy
7 Sep, 2017Total Bellas: Brie wants to post pics of her fetus; JJ’s marriage has broken to pieces; Cena’s too busy to move down to Phoenix; this show is back, so give us strength, Jeebus
8 May, 2017Total Divas: Dance or wrestle? Nikki must decide; Lana’s an unhappy Bulgarian bride; Eva’s dad wants food that’s fried; Nattie’s full of kitty pride; Maryse wants piggies at low tide.
26 Apr, 2017Total Divas: Renee is rude, ruins Lana’s mood, and so they feud; all the dudes viewed Maryse’s nudes; Brie’s bad food screwed her aptitude to extrude a brood.
16 Apr, 2017Total Divas: Naomi’s entrance is fluorescent; Dean acts like an adolescent; backstage, Brie is ever-present; Eva’s and Maryse’s butts are pleasant
9 Apr, 2017Total Divas: The draft gives everyone a brand new start; Paige and Alberto are torn apart; Nikki Bella shows some heart; Eva Marie isn’t that smart
6 Feb, 2017Total Divas: Though we’re a bit late we just had to squeeze in our recaps on the rest of this half of the season. Why we’re so late, we have no good reason.
22 Jan, 2017Total Divas: Nattie tries for heel heat but isn’t able; Nikki wants her own wine label; Paige’s neck snaps like a cable
28 Dec, 2016Total Divas: We continue our marathon recap; it’s enough to make us tap; because this show is really cr… ummy
25 Dec, 2016Total Divas: The current season’s nearly gone; we didn’t write about them when they were on; so here’s a recap marathon
27 Nov, 2016Total Bellas: Will Bryan wrestle again? “No!” is the answer. Mama Bella gets checked out for cancer. Johnny Ace is not a breakdancer
