AEW Collision: Clicking into Full Gear

Tommy "Milagro" Martinez

AEW Collision: Clicking into Full Gear

Time for a hot tag from “Superstar “ Sully Khan as we continue with the last third with AEW Collision, as we prepare for Full Gear

As we come back from AEW Dynamite, Page stares down at Samoa Joe after his win over Shibata and gets on the mic to deliver this message:

Maybe it ain’t Saturday Night, but it’s all right for fighting with All Elite Wrestling.

Stoke is with FTR, cutting a promo on Brodido, and he promises they will take the belts from them. Top Guys, out!

With that, from The Agganis Arena in Boston, MA., on this third hour, the Next Match of the Night is a…

AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship Tournament Quarter Final Match: TayJay (Anna Jay and Tay Melo) vs. Marina Shafir and Megan Bayne

Melo and Shafir bump chests, and it is a straight judo fest from the start. A tag to Jay, and they give a double suplex on Shafir to solve The Problem. The match devolves to the outside, and TayJay land with double crossbodies to the challengers from the barricade.

Bayne clotheslines both TayJay and, during Picture in Picture, Shafir and Bayne provide the punishment and isolate Melo to put her in Peril. TayJay rally as this match becomes a Pier Four brawl/ They go for double guillotines, but Bayne and Shafir suplex them for a two count. Jay has Bayne in a sleeper, but a blind tag to Shafir, and she cinches the Mother’s Milk submission for the win.

Your Winners via Submission, and Advancing in the Women’s Tag Team Tournament: Marina Shafir and Megan Bayne

After the match, Toni Storm is with Mina Shirikawa, and The Timeless Love Bombs cut a promo ahead of their semi-final match:

Austin Gunn and Juice Robinson are backstage, and they want to send a message ahead of the Saturday Night $200K Tailgate brawl:

I’m sure someone cares about this. If you’re one of those individuals…good for you.

Don Callis joins the commentary for the…

Double Jeopardy Match: Kazuchika Okada vs. Mascara Dorada

Why is this a Double Jeopardy match?

Who knows and who cares? Enjoy it, nerds!

It starts as a typical Okada match, but the golden masked man gives a hip toss from the ropes to send The Rainmaker out. Dorado slides out, and Okada kicks him in the sternum. He comes back with a springboard hip toss into a tope suicida. Dorado goes up top and launches, but misses the mark. Okada then sets him on the top rope and a dropkick sends Dorada over the ropes.

During Picture-in-Picture, Okada wears down the masked man. But he comes back with an enzugiri and a botched DDT from the top to the apron edge. Dorado follows with a monkey flip and a spinning tornillo to the outside, and he finishes with a slam to the barricades, but Okada sends him over. Dorado attempts with a 450, and there is no pool in the water, and Okada makes him pay. After Okada is done giving fans a number one salute, they go back and forth, and the 450 splash by Dorado gets him a two count. He attempts a huracanrana and Okada spikes him with a powerbomb. Then he follows with a falcon arrow into the RainMaker clothesline, ending it once and for all.

Your Winner via Pinfall: Kazuchika Okada

After the match, Callis issued a challenge to SkyTeam for the CMLL World Trios Champions at the Tailgate Brawl, and Okada ain’t on board, since it involves Konosuke Takeshita.

If dejection has a face, it is written all over Okada’s face…bitch.

Renee Paquette is with the Sisters of Sin after their Blood and Guts match, and things are gonna get Toxic, according to Thekla.

Kris Statlander joins the commentary as Bobby Cruise is out to introduce the Main Event between…

Interim ROH Women’s World Television Championship: Red Velvet (c) vs. Mercedes Moné

Before I go on, I’d like to say the following in an…

(Author’s Rant: Whoever the Booker Monkeys™ are, I think they can do better than this as the last match of the night. Since they insist on this being the case, I insist that this last match be covered as a Squared Circle Clerihew™

Next time, read the room, TK, and send the notes to the Monkeys™.)

*ahem*

Red Velvet is on fire
But Moné had tons of ire.
But let’s face it. The CEO is over,
As Moné wins with a super lungblower

Your Winner via Pinfall: Mercedes Moné

After the match, Moné celebrates with another belt on the commentary desk, and Statlander has some issues with it. They brawl as the show comes to a close.

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