BOSJ 33 Becomes Hardcore Madness

The Best of the Super Junior (BOSJ) tournament became hardcore once again tonight, thanks to Jun Kasai.

The match between Kasai and Francesco Akira turned into a bloody battle as most BOTSJ matches have featuring Jun Kasai. Kasai came to the ring with a fork. Akira tried to wrestle it out of his hands. The bell hadn’t even sounded yet.

Kasai pitched Akira out of the ring to the floor and then bounced his head off a steel post. Kasai through Akira through about eight rows of empty chairs. Kasia then did the same thing to Akira on the other side of the arena.

Kasai moved to piledrive Akira on the floor but was backdropped. Akira hit Kasai in the stomach with a steel chair sitting him down on it. Akira ran swiftly around the ring only to stop in front of Kasai and slap him in the face.

Kasai stood up throwing the chair into Akira’s face. Kasai threw Akira back into the ring and Red Shoes finally rung the bell to start the match. Kasai pulled another fork out of his pants. Red Shoes admonished Kasai taking away the fork.

Akira kept Red Shoes occupied as Zayne Jay attacked Kasai from behind on the floor. Akira smashed Kasai’s head off a steel ring post.

“What now, motherf—-? This guy is a piece of s–t!” said Akira to the cameras. Kasai got to his feet. His head was busted open. Akira noticed, pointed and laughed.

Akira began ripping and tearing at the cut. Kasai fired back by smacking Akira’s head off the announce desk again and again. Back in the ring, Kasai took out yet another fork. As Red Shoes wrestled with Kasai over the fork Akira rushed in. Kasai moved and Akira splashed the official.

Kasai hit Akira in the head with the fork. Akira took the fork and grinded it prongs into Akira’s forehead. Akira screamed out. Kasai licked the fork. Akira punched Kasai in the “lower abdomen” hitting him with his Fireball knees for a two count. Akira was stunned looking at the blood on his hands.

Akira climbed to the top rope putting on Kasai’s goggles. Kasai crotched Akira on the top rope. Kasai Superplexed Akira. Kasai splashed Akira from the top rope for a two count.

Akira shoved Kasai into Red Shoes knocking both men down. Kasai removes a bunch of skewers from his pocket. Zayne hands Akira a fork. They battle in the middle of the ring, each blocking the other’s illegal object. Kasai wins that battle driving the skewers into Akira’s head. Kasai sets up Akira for his finisher. He lets Akira go though so he can prevent Jay from entering the ring with a steel chair. Kasai just kicks the ropes on him.

Jay takes some skewers to the head and he gets Tombstoned. Akira drives a fork into Kasai’s head and it is stuck there protruding from his skull. Kasai kicks out of a steel chair to the back and another Fireball Knee attack. Akira finally drives Kasai into the mat for the win with his Crowd Fall finisher.

Best of the Super Juniors 33 Night Eight Results

B Block Daisuke Sasaki versus Yoshinobu Kanemaru

Sasaki takes a drink from Kanemaru’s whiskey bottle. Kanemaru stops him from spitting the whiskey in his face by covering his mouth. Ilusion from DDT Pro-Wrestling kicks Kanemaru from behind. Kanemaru throws both men into each other. Kanemaru attacks Sasaki’s leg, knee and then puts Sasaki in a figure four leg lock.

Winner: Yoshinobu Kanemaru

B Block Hyo versus SHO

Sho spears Hyo. As the official checks on Hyp, Sho heads for his corner to retrieve his two wrenches. The official wrestles one wrench away from Sho. Hyo knocks the wrench out of Sho’s hands but is conflicted about using it. He gives the official a double wind slap…or whatever that is supposed to be. Hyo misses with the wrench and gets a punch in the lower-abdomen. Sho then shoves Hyo into the official knocking him down again. Sho locks on his arm lock with his wrench then hits Hyo’s arm over and over with it. He tosses it away and Hyo taps out to the official.

Winner: SHO

B Block El Desperado versus Jakob Austin Young

Desperado pins Young with two Pinche Locos.

Winner: El Desperado

B Block KUSHIDA versus Yoh

Kushida comes to the ring in sock feet. He then takes his socks off before the match. Kushida works over Yoh’s already injured arm throughout the match. Yoh is the first to use the sock though. Kushida and Yoh fight over possession of the sock. Yoh locks Kushida in the Anaconda Vice, with the sock stuffed in Kushida’s mouth. Kushida escapes ripping the sock off of Yoh’s hand. Kushida eventually pins Yoh with Back to the Future.

Winner: KUSHIDA

B Block Taiji Ishimori versus Robbie Eagles

Eagles makes Ishimori tap to the Ron Miller Special.

Winner: Robbie Eagles

A Block Jun Kasai versus Francesco Akira

Winner: Francesco Akira